Hi! I’m a comedian and writer from San Francisco and based in Brooklyn. I’ve been featured in Time Out Magazine, Paste Magazine, BuzzFeed, and Vulture, and have performed at comedy festivals like SF Sketchfest, the DC Comedy Festival, and Big Little Comedy Fest. I’m also a contributor to Reductress and McSweeney’s.
I co-host the podcast Ok Stupid, which you can see live seasonally at Union Hall. Cheers!
WALKER UPPER
Walker Upper is a home-improvement mockumentary in which hosts Caroline and Charlie visit New Yorkers’ (small, old) apartments, identify a renovation need, and install a technically impressive but outlandish solution.
In the second episode of the series, we help Edy and Chase process their break up .
In the first episode, we help Francesca get more natural light in her living room.
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SKETCH
I wrote and performed for the sketch comedy channel Mad Cabbage. I was also in my college sketch comedy group The Robber Barons.
WRITING
Updated Guidelines for What Not to Wear After Labor Day (McSweeney’s): “Leg hair as paints. This also includes sweatpants as pants, leggings as pants, underwear as pants, etc. Pants have buttons, we’re sorry to say.”
Tips for Getting Along with Your Freshman Year Zoommate (Little Old Lady Comedy): “Participate in extra-curriculars to keep yourself busy. You could try online sorority rush, online intramural volleyball, or online crying-uncontrollably-because-your-freshman-year-is-nothing-like-the-TV-show-Greek.”
Wow! This Man Fell Off a Motorcycle Because He Wouldn’t Touch Another Man’s Hips (Reductress): “In hindsight, Ames realized the biggest concern was that a hot, sexy woman would see him touching another man. ‘I don’t even hug my dad in public,’ he told reporters from his hospital bed before being intubated. ‘Obviously I just didn’t want to risk it.’